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hip-hop-lifestyle:

friend: hey, ive missed you so much!

me: hey ive missed you too! how’ve you be-

friend: so listen, i was wondering if you could do me a favor

me:

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blurredbynes:

arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit 

(Source: jetbag, via egberts)

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  • Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy
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nekus:

(EXTREMELY OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD YELLING) WHEN YOU WALK AWAY. YOU DON’T HEAR ME SAY PUH LEEAAAAAAAASE (EXTENDS HAND) OH BAAAABYYYY. DON’T GO (BRINGS HAND TO CHEST) SIMPLE AND CLEAN (TOUCHES SELF) IS THE WAY THAT YOU’RE MAKIN ME FEEEEEEL TONIGHT (MAKES FIST IN FRONTA FACE THEN PULLS DOWNWARD) IT’S HAAAARD TO LET IT GO (DRAMATICALLY SHEDS TEAR)

(Source: minccino, via milesjai)

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keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via pizza)

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shinigaminyx:

vanterror:

karbabestrider:

crystalmikii:

tovesorceress89:

raining—-roses:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

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aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

^ I got that one too

(Source: blackpowwer, via sirwa)

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electricr0se:

I can’t wait to move in with someone and cook for them and own dogs and watch movies and have a live-in-best-friend who I get to bang

(via disappearing-mirror)

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ejacutastic:

hehe

ejacutastic:

hehe

(via pizza)

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nathanael-platier:

I’m not even in this fandom and I burst out laughing

(Source: xxpyrosomniacxx, via sirwa)

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  • baby: a....a
  • mom: airplane? :)
  • baby: *deep voice* aoba